Thursday, March 3, 2011

At Least The Band Will Be Playing As The League Sinks

Please note this photo. It is of a generic meeting room, at a non-descript hotel in not-so-glamourous Chantilly, VA.

Yes, the NFL saw fit to make sure somebody was in charge of shipping, mounting, and installing the giant, 8-foot illuminated NFL Shield - just so they can sit around and run this $9 billion tanker into the rocks while looking super official.

This picture says it all.

The ship is going down. But the band will play, and the emperor's official logo shall be given prime placement for this disaster.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Why You Need An iPad. Period.

Well, okay. You don't NEED anything, short of food, water, and shelter. But you need an iPad. Trust me on this one.

Steve Jobs came out of medical leave today - like Punxatawny Phil seeing his shadow - to introduce/hype the iPad 2. If you listen to him, it will "change everything" all over again.

Not really, but the new rig looks awfully sweet.

Well, let it be known that I am not some irrational Apple fan-boy who just buys anything the company pumps out. I still think their OS is needlessly mickey-mouse, and Microsoft's Windows 7 has been nothing short of a rock of Gibraltar on my everyday laptop.

And yeah, as somebody who has TWO Gen-1 iPads - a non-3G iPad (wife and kids) and my own 3G enabled version - I do get rather cheezed that obvious features like a camera were (intentionally) excluded out of the gate just to help squeeze an extra cycle of sales out of us hopeless early adopters.

That said, you do need an iPad. You just don't know the how and why, until you have one.

The kids use it all the time for games. I use it all the time at lunch to read while eating (is there anything better?) It's a killer movie player for plane flights (your battery won't run out, like your laptop) and yes, you can plow through email and other more boring work related tasks.

For me, the best thing about it are the newspaper apps which keep getting better and better. The NY Post app is my favorite, thanks to the Post's tabloid sensibility, and obvious conservative tilt. The sports stories are heavily NY-centric, which I kinda enjoy in a voyeuristic sense.

But here's the most unexpected joy of my iPad, and the newspaper apps I use now every day - the photo clarity is simply stunning! Usually, the NY Post runs at least 2-3 "slideshows" embedded in the digital paper.

One is a "celebrity" slideshow, which has a nice 8-9 servings of Hollywood/music/models doing various things. Always nice to keep tabs on who is looking good, and who is losing some steam on their fastballs.

Another slideshow is a "today in photos" version that spans the globe. I love this slideshow, because it always involves photos of poor bastards in some far flung hellhole on the globe, dragging a pile of sticks on the back of their donkey back to their thatch hut of a home. It helps remind you, just how f'ing lucky you are to be living in such opulence as a middle class American, indulging yourself in expensive tech toys like, well, an iPad!

And then you have a few sports slideshows, which deliver such gorgeous, high resolution photos, you sit there and just marvel at the details.

Of course, not everybody is in love with the iPad. I get it. Maybe I am a sucker. But in a capitalist free market society, if Steve Jobs and his tech geniuses keep cranking out these innovative products that tickle my techie sweet spot, then I'll probably keep plunking down for them.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Welcome To March!


For years, especially when I lived just north of Chicago in suburban Buffalo Grove, Illinois, I would often joke that March should just be re-named "February II".

But that would be cruel. A 60-day month of February just seems too bleak, too hopeless to endure.

For me, the turning of the calendar always provided a significant little nugget of mental relief. Ahhhh. March.

The first week of March goes quickly, pulled along by the small conference championships. The second week of March is fed quickly into the hopper by the week long major conference tournaments.

Along the way - at least here in the mid-Atlantic region - we'll get a few days that tickle the high 60's, and low 70's and your clubs will come out of the closet, and your spirits will soar.

The long winter seige, will soon be over.

And when it comes to rites of spring, you should really make joining me and the fellas in Vegas for the Sweet 16 one of those annual rites.

Here's a quick video sampler of last year's trip. If you are already going to be in Vegas, jump in and join us at the VIP room at the Palazzo. You don't need to be staying there to watch the games with us.

And if you want to upgrade your rooms, then by all means, take advantage of our crackerjack rate specials at the incredible Palazzo. Just $149 per night for Wed and Thursday, a bit more on the weekend!

But hurry, spots in the VIP room, and for the Palazzo at this rate, are going to go fast!

See you in Vegas! Three weeks from tomorrow! Yeeeee-haw!