There's A Monstah Out There!

Front yard. Last Tuesday. When does the season open?

And is it "illegal" to just shoot this guy from my rolled down front window?

Really?

Sheesh.

Attention, Idiots

Thank God, I am not the ONLY one who is horrified by the notion that a substantial amount of citizens who plan to vote in a month, are still "undecided".

SNL takes them to the woodshed...

Meanwhile, if you need a cheatsheet for November 6th, here it is.

Death By Pigs: Not Pretty

When I was a kid, the first pig I ever saw, was named Porky.

He was mostly friendly, occassionally agitated. And had a stutter.

He did not, eat you alive.

Real pigs, are quite different animals. In short, they will f*** you up, if given the chance.

Take this holy sh** story from Oregon.

When he wasn't seen for several hours, a family member went to look for him, and found Garner's dentures on the ground in front of the hog enclosure, which housed several of the animals. 

While searching the hog enclosure, the family member found Garner's body in several pieces, with a majority of it consumed by the hogs, the district attorney said

Dentures. All that was left was his choppers. Damn.

It reminds me of the epic scene in Deadwood, where Al Swearengen tries to communicate with Mr. Wu on which dope fiends murdered the Chinese courier.

This is definitely NOT SFW and certainly politically incorrect. But, it serves as a great Deadwood 101 for those that never saw the series.