Michelle Wie GACKS! 1 Foot Putt

Okay, so it was probably 18 inches. BUT SHE MISSED THE ENTIRE HOLE! Egad. Love Judy Rankin saying she needs to ditch those welders goggles while putting. Good idea. She also needs a shrink.

I hate to pile on "young" Michelle (I mean, she's ONLY 23, you know) but the attendant hype for this girl was so off the charts stupid, that somebody HAS to chronicle the poor girl's downward Capriati-like spiral, born from overbearing parents and a sense of entitlement.

Shame, because she has talent. It's just that her milking of the hype machine for $$$, ended up ruining what should have been a long, great career.

Vintage Masters Program

Nothing to get you in the mood for the "Mahstahs," like an auction of the VERY FIRST "toonamint" program. If you have a cool $15,000 grand jingling around, you may be able to take this rare artifact home!

Or not.

Apparently, the bidding started at $500 and has skyrocketed since. The program is in "mint" condition, so don't drip your pimento/cheese sandwich on it. The backstory is that the program was originally used to help recruit propsective "mehmbah's" to join.

Can you imagine now, if they printed the names and photos of "Auguhstah mehmbah's" in a program available to the public? Martha Burke would personally organize an "Occupy" rally in every one of their front lawns!

Dear Browns...

And the NFL is gonna have to get their arms around this problem too... because it is not isolated to the Clevelands of the league...