Snicky du Jour: Jenn Sterger

Florida State head coach Jimbo Fisher is fed up with the BCS. He says the 'Noles are getting absolutely no love from professor Frink's Gambletron 2000.



Well, Jimbo, I can't say it will change. You play in a suck conference that is teetering right now with defections. Plus, a few too many cupcakes did you guys in this year.

Case in point. There are six computer polls that make up one-third of the BCS formula (the other two are the coaches' poll and the Harris Interactive poll). In all six, Florida State is ranked behind Clemson, which has the same record as FSU and lost to the Seminoles two months ago.

And in one, the Massey Index, Florida State is ranked behind 7-3 Texas Tech, 6-4 Vanderbilt and 5-5 Missouri.

"I think we're ruining (the sport)," Fisher said. "I tell you what, the playoff we have (coming in 2014)? It ain't going to solve it either. What's the (four-team) playoff going to solve? You've still got the same situation. How we're picking them has got to change. That's what's got to change.

Well, Jimbo, I can't say it will change. You play in a suck conference that is teetering right now with defections. Plus, a few too many cupcakes did you guys in this year.

But, let's all sooth ourselves with a reminder that the lovely Jenn Sterger was, and will always be a smoking hot Seminole fan.

Ahhhh. I feel better already.