I Hope Two Things Are In the New Star Wars Mid-quel, Or Whatever The F*** They Are Going to Call It

Thing number 1: Another version of Princess Leia in a smoking hot bikini, chained up to some awful space creature.

Forget bringing back the real Carrie Fisher at this point, she's 56 and has ahem, lost quite a bit of ooomph on her fastball. But we can enjoy the vintage Carrie via the miracle of the interwebs.




































Thing 2: An Actual Interlude of "Bad Cop" Stormtroopers, Like THIS!



Everything else, I'm flexible on.